'Merica Whistlin' Bungholes Double-Sided Tee & Crewneck

You know the speech. You've probably given it. The 'Merica Whistlin' Bungholes double-sided tee is for everyone who can recite the full fireworks stand monologue by heart — and absolutely means every word of it.

Front: The man, the myth, the legend — 'Merica. Back: The full list, because you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser.

Available in White in two classic styles.

Style Options

• Unisex Tee — $30 — Gildan soft-style unisex tee with double-sided print. Lightweight, breathable, and relaxed fit. Size up for an oversized fit, size down for a more fitted look.
• Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt — $40 — Gildan heavy blend crewneck with double-sided print. Cozy fleece interior, roomy unisex fit for men and women.

Details

• Brand: Gildan
• Color: White
• Double-sided print
• Unisex sizing — see size chart for fit guidance
• Machine washable — wash inside out to preserve the graphic

No bungholes. No regrets. 🇺🇸🎆